laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
When I fail a test:
If god wanted me to pass, he would have given me the right answers!
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
face down, ass up that’s the way i like to tie my shoes
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
poopflow: Roses are red Violets are blue
georgedickham: have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
Supernatural Season 8 Finale
kennytheorangedemon: Hello boys. So… At first during the season finale I was like And then it was kinda slow so I was like And then suddenly PLOT And then Metatron, why you so suspicious But then what Naomi said CALLED IT And then THE END ALL THE FEELINGS CAME When Sam said “So?” Dean’s Speech And then the rest of the end. The Angels and Cas And...
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon performing oral sex on you.